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German Tourists

Tue Feb 6, 2007 2:22:13 PM #33716 Perm Link

My friend Jake and I went to the mall today pretending to be German tourists. Hahaha, it was so fun. We went and bought a German/english dictionary, and pretended to be reading from it to try ti communicate.

We didn't really speak German, it was just a bunch of babbling with an accent, and those weird noises they make. (No offense, Free Zombie.)

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Tue Feb 6, 2007 2:28:23 PM #33717 Perm Link

Mind if I steal this for the next time we go to the mall? Sounds awesome. I'd even take a camera to record the reactions of the "Americans." It would be like Borat or something.

Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?
Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.
Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!

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Tue Feb 6, 2007 2:32:06 PM #33718 Perm Link

Hahahaha

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Tue Feb 6, 2007 2:47:55 PM #33721 Perm Link

Haha, I don't care. I think we got it off TV.

The people in Hot Topic were so stupid, they were terrible at communitcating. One was like "OH I CAN SPEAK GERMAN", and said something really badly (no idea what he said) and we pretended to get offended and stormed out.

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Tue Feb 6, 2007 3:14:35 PM #33723 Perm Link

Fucking with people in Hot Topic should be a national sport.

Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?
Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.
Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!

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Tue Feb 6, 2007 3:32:23 PM #33724 Perm Link

I would go to the Olympics.

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Tue Feb 6, 2007 5:34:46 PM #33729 Perm Link

In response to FroogleDoop #33724

ah stupid yet satisfying at the same time.. people think you are being weird yet they have no idea what fools they are looking like.

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Tue Feb 6, 2007 5:49:47 PM #33732 Perm Link

They really thought we were German.

I managed to work in "Sieg Heil!" into my sentences. I did the nazi salute a few times.

We also knew two other prases:
"Die Juden sind unser Ungluck!" - The Jews are our bad luck.
And
"Die Deutschen immer vor dem Ausländer und den Juden!" - The German always before the foreigner and the Jews.

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Wed Feb 7, 2007 10:40:04 AM #33767 Perm Link

yeah, Germans can have a strange accent in English ;-)
sounds like fun - but Nazis aren't fun at all --- and girls were brought up to be housewives, not soldiers, so that would seam a bit dodgy anyway. But I don't expect foreigners or, nowadays, even Germans who don't/didn't attend grammar school to know that.

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Wed Feb 7, 2007 2:26:05 PM #33776 Perm Link

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But I don't expect foreigners or, nowadays, even Germans who don't/didn't attend grammar school to know that.

But even if you did, you must remember: They shop at Hot Topic. You must lower your standards accordingly.

Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?
Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.
Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!

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Thu Feb 8, 2007 12:56:38 PM #33805 Perm Link

I don't shop at Hot Topic ...

The people in the store did. We just like to fuck with them.

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Fri Feb 9, 2007 5:10:40 PM #33849 Perm Link

What the hell is a Hot Topic?

Is it something stupid like Against All Odds?

I can't believe those stores are in business with names like that.

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Fri Feb 9, 2007 8:07:28 PM #33856 Perm Link

It sells like the pants with all of the chains, and a bunch of mainstream band shirts.

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Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:49:45 AM #33873 Perm Link

In response to Aron Schatz #33849

Hot Topic will remain in business so long as people sometimes shop there since it's owned by the Gap.

I actually kind of like Hot Topic. It's too goth/emo/poser-ish but they occasionally have neat things in there. That's where I got my Pyramid Head shirt.

Huh? Signature? What's going on with that signature?

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Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:37:28 PM #33879 Perm Link

I occasionally get shoes, stockings, or band label items there.

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