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So...my girlfriends mom wants to kick my ass.

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Make everything explode. Joined: July 8, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2010 Rep:

So...my girlfriends mom wants to kick my ass.

Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:55:52 AM #37140 Perm Link

So, it started off good a normal party at my friend SpN's house we got drunk watched some movies and shit got new girlfriends. And they decided to sleep over, they're 16/17 we're both 17. It started off great having fun watching movies, so we then fell asleep sleeping in the same beds as our g/fs i awoke to my dad POUNDING on the window screaming RIC!!!!! STEVEN!!! we just ignored them for about 2 hours so that the girls wouldnt get in trouble. after about 2 hours my dad sawed down the fence in the back yard and broke in through the window. The girls hid in the closet. They still havnt been found in there, we told their moms they went to town and they interrogated us. "When were they here!?" of course we lied our ass's off but anyway her mom walks up to me and says "I WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR LYING TO ME" and then later she found out i wasnt lying and apoligized but even so. good way to meet the rents right? Anyway the story continues i literally jsut got home from this and im hungover and shit i only got 2 hours of sleep!

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Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:27:55 AM #37142 Perm Link

Sounds like a exciting evening. I hope that you were not to serious about this girl only because you have now started on the wrong foot with the parents which in the end only means trouble.

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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:44:15 AM #37145 Perm Link

What a way to start off a relationship? Don't you wish you had done something worse for all the trouble you were in?

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Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:56:27 PM #37159 Perm Link

Just another day in the life...

2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!

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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:00:57 PM #37161 Perm Link

I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:57:55 PM #37165 Perm Link

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I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

That is such a badass thing to say. [loti]

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Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:57:23 PM #37171 Perm Link

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Said By Thefremen
I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

That is such a badass thing to say. [loti]

That is such a ass thing to say bad.

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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:08:34 PM #37192 Perm Link

well, it turned out fine. sorry nothing exicting guys except that Spn's g/f may have given him mono (LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL)

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Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:43:22 AM #37207 Perm Link

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Well... my quote still stands.... Another day in the life...

2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!

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Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:26:55 PM #37229 Perm Link

Mono...gross. Pretty funny stuff. Especially the part about your dad sawing down the fence. that's serious.
It's great to be 23 and free to mingle with guys without parents going psycho about it.

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Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:32:27 AM #37242 Perm Link

Those are the greatest things that can be played in a movie! You gotta write it down and don't forget, just in case one day you become a writer, so you can use it on your script. It is funny!

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Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:28:14 AM #37263 Perm Link

I guarantee that when you're older and have kids of your own you won't laugh at stuff like this. You're lucky the girls fathers didn't come over swinging baseball bats and such.

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Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:36:39 PM #37268 Perm Link

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Said By The Sam!
Said By Thefremen
I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

That is such a badass thing to say. [loti]

That is such a ass thing to say bad.

EDIT: an not a, ass! loti

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Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:06:13 AM #37278 Perm Link

Well all I have to say is you lucked out this time. I'm surprised though if it was my child you definantly would not be seeing her again. Sorry no offense but I am speaking as a parent here.

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Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:55:09 AM #37282 Perm Link

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Well all I have to say is you lucked out this time. I'm surprised though if it was my child you definantly would not be seeing her again. Sorry no offense but I am speaking as a parent here.

I guess that if I was a parent, then I would feel different. I can't imagine being in a position where I would want to kick my daughter's boyfriend! But parents don't see it as funny.

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Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:17:10 AM #37300 Perm Link

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was 20. She used to stay over quite a bit. Younger girls suck. Start dating the older ones.

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"

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Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:16:29 PM #37312 Perm Link

Haha when I was 20 I dated a 16 year old guy cause my friend was all about that but it worked better for her because she really looked like she was that age. It was ok I guess, he would brag to his friends but in reality it's like, um yeah this isn't going to work. Too weird.
Now I only go for older!

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Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:01:23 AM #37436 Perm Link

And first impressions are what count, right? Yours, not so good. How serious did you say you were about this girl, you might want to watch your back, keep an eye on that chain-saw daddy.

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Ok....

Tue May 8, 2007 3:19:08 PM #37887 Perm Link

My life was like that once, I had a b/f when I was 13 that my dad actually let live with us. He was 16 at the time and kept telling my dad that he wanted to marry me. I thought he was stupid, but then again, I was a kid.

The world ends now, but new life begins tomorrow... (Gaile Maxus)

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